Toast
This morning I woke up and burnt my toast. It was a very sad and horrifying occasion. We gathered the close family members around. The hardest part was breaking the news to the Breads, who were devastated. I've never seen bread cry...it was all yeasty. All they wanted from their son was for him to be happy, no matter what race or gender he chose...He was going to support his family and bring in some well kneaded dough. The operation wasn't a success. Our thoughts are with the family and friends of Toast.
R.I.P Toast. Loved by all. Eaten by me.
posted by Tim @ 11:15 AM
2 AMAZING comments
2 Comments:
haha, this is the 2nd time you've layed the LOL down today for me Tim.
Your new blog design is purty. ME WANT.
ummm. so I can fit all my comments in one comment, I will now comment. comment.
1. You stole one of my favourite guitars. Well, the picture of it. And the desire for it...White Falcons are HAWT.
2. Your bag is shiny. My bag is also shiny, but I think it's a little bit of a your-bag-wannabe.
3. um. KINGDOM OF LOATHING IS AWESOME
See you in about a week!
-Senor Duncan
YAY...you LOLLED.
Yes, shall see you soon McDunc. Enjoy UNI and being at home when you get back...being at home...how peaceful...until I VISIT!!!!!! MWA HA HA.
*cough*
(unintentional cough)
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